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Top Ten Unknown Parts of the Microsoft-Yahoo Agreement
(submitted by Felly Smeet)
The Yahoo bowling team has to let the Microsoft team win the finals.
People involved are hereby designated "Microhoos."
The Blue Screen of Death will now carry adlinks.
Yahoo CEO only agreed on the condition that the Zune be quietly sent out to pasture.
All employees at Yahoo get a free Xbox 360 if Yahoo promises not to let their site load on Safari or Firefox.
They are not really unknown. All you have to do is Google "Unknown Parts of the Microsoft-Yahoo Agreement."
Hotmail and Yahoo email addresses to be merged into one giant "Hotmoo" service.
Yahoo's "Casual Fridays" will be replaced by Microsoft's "Nerd Wednesdays."
Yahoo employee souls convert to Microsoft employee souls at the rate of 3.2:1.
Yahoo employees have been issued security clearances to work on the secret anti-Google Death Star.
(Duh-Duh-Duh Dum-Da-Duh Dum-Da-Duh)
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