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Top Ten Signs Your HMO is Scared of Healthcare Reform

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. They're so scared they've actually stopped denying your coverage. (IOIO)
9. You've just been billed in advance for the next 42 years. (Felly Smeet)
8. Hospital stays are approved for two hours longer. (Magus Noan)
7. They're offering $4500 "Kash for Kidneys" rebates if you'll donate an organ by this September. (FroJo)
6. You actually got to see the doctor without presenting six forms of ID. (Vote Democratic)
5. They just added plumbers and electricians to their preferred provider network. (Felly Smeet)
4. Now you can put your copay on layaway. (Magus Noan)
3. They quit paying for necessary operations to use the money to bribe congress. They've been scared a while. (Wools)
2. Cayman Island Banks report record deposits this month. (Shoegazer)
1. Classifies your birthday as a "pre-exisiting condition". (monkielion)

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