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Top Ten Sentences That Have Never Been Typed Before

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10. It's gerbilrific! (huh?)
9. Fool me twice, once of shame, shame me fool, and twice in once! (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. "Why don't y'all cardinals come over to th' house fer some possum and taters?", Pope Bubba asked. (Stephen H)
7. And on the eighth day God created atheists, buddist, muslims, hindus, etc., just to stir things up! (Scott B)
6. And thus it was that the nude Al Sharpton and Rush Limbaugh danced cheek-to-cheek out the door as the band played "C'est La Vie." (Stephen H)
5. Michael Vick's gonna watch my dog this weekend. (jumpinjack)
4. Thank you very much for the email forward, Aunt Gladys. (Outsyder)
3. Excuse me, I'd like a bucket of spark plugs for my goat. (CraigC)
2. I really enjoy Carrot Top's subtle humor. (ardnax)
1. I was going to start a blog yesterday, but then I realized that my time would be better spent actually doing something about the world's problems instead of complaining about them. (Ilsoap)

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