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Top Ten Types of Space Aliens

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10. Dennis Rodman (Aaron Hirshberg)
9. The ones that keep asking Earthlings for directions. Well, just the female aliens. (johnnycp)
8. The type that doesn't give a flying rip about Earth and have never come here. (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. The Richard Simmons type: He's obviously not from here. (Stephen H)
6. Just two kinds really. The kind that want to kill Will Smith, and the kind that want to kill and eat Will Smith. (No Dear I didn't)
5. Invisible aliens, of course, like the ones following me right now (Chuck1863)
4. The Gray But-Just-Around-the-Temples Men (The Incognito Penguin)
3. The "looks exactly like human except for some face paint and always speaks English" alien (Topher)
2. The kind whose ships only show up small and fuzzy in any photograph (Topher)
1. The Collectors: They collect one sock from every dryer across the galaxy. (Shoegazer)

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