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Top Ten "Cash for Clunkers" Spin-off Programs

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. "Wish for Clinkers:" For a quarter, NASA will calculate the azimuth, altitude, right ascension and declination of the first star you saw tonight. (Major Tom)
9. "Cash for Dunkers:" Dunkin' Donuts' promotional coupon program (Augiepyropanda)
8. "Cash for Flunkers:" If you flunked out of a 4-year college, the government will now give you financial aid to attend a community college. (No Dear I didn't)
7. "Lash for Clunkers:" The government gives you bailing wire to use to hold your old car together. (Aaron Hirshberg)
6. "IOU's for Clunkers" (JDAii (you ACTUALLY wanted the $$??? LOL))
5. "Stash for Hunkers:" The government gives steroids to bodybuilders. (Aaron Hirshberg)
4. "Kash for Kidneys:" New Jersey's program (Wools)
3. "Pardons for Traitors:" Several people from the Bush Administration are still sweating bullets. (Aaron Hirshberg)
2. "Crash for Clunkers:" Squeeze some dough out of your rustbucket in this Fed-sponsored month-long demolition derby, to be held on all interstate highways. (Major Tom)
1. "Clunkers for Cash:" Help ease the national debt by purchasing sub-par used cars from the federal government! (Nicko)

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