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Top Ten Reasons You Forgot Your Password

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10. Who can remember since you change it daily to thwart your precocious hacker four-year-old. (Magus Noan)
9. It's your birthday and your wife's name put together, and you can't remember either. (Stephen H)
8. You managed to type it wrong both times but couldn't see the error because of the blackout dots. (Magus Noan)
7. Five years of all-night keggers in college weakened the neuron needed to retrieve your password. (Shoegazer)
6. The note taped to your monitor fell off. (Shaggy Wolf)
5. Witness protection changed your birthday on you...again! (Mrs, & Major Tom)
4. It was the name of a one-night stand, but you can't remember which one. (Magus Noan)
3. "Let's see -- Yahoo's password is yah00, Facebook is faceb00k, and Google is g00gle. Twitter doesn't have any O's." (Shaggy Wolf)
2. It was required to contain one lower case, one capital, one number, one symbol, the last four digits of your social security number, and be a minimum of 32 characters in length. (
1. When it said, "HINT: Wife's Name" you couldn't remember whose wife. (Holden Geezerly)

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