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Top Ten Reasons to Give Your Date for Your Missing Finger
(submitted by allannero)
"When they say you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses, they really mean it."
"My health care plan only covered the reattachment of 9 fingers."
"Mama said it happened when my teeth grew in early during those thumb-sucking years."
"The other nine fingers voted Mr. Pinkie off the island!"
"Quilting accident. You haven't seen those grandmas working, have you?"
"The nail-trimmer slipped just as I pushed the little lever down."
"It was throwing off my golf swing."
"And, you failed the proctology final, how again?"
"This guy named Gollum bit it off...it's a long story..."
(Stephen H, Helix)
"This one time, at band camp..."
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