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Top Ten Reasons to Give Your Date for Your Missing Finger

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10. "When they say you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses, they really mean it." (Snoop Rob)
9. "My health care plan only covered the reattachment of 9 fingers." (Shoegazer)
8. "Mama said it happened when my teeth grew in early during those thumb-sucking years." (Xyie Fourseasons)
7. "The other nine fingers voted Mr. Pinkie off the island!" (Stephen H)
6. "Quilting accident. You haven't seen those grandmas working, have you?" (Xyie Fourseasons)
5. "The nail-trimmer slipped just as I pushed the little lever down." (Stephen H)
4. "It was throwing off my golf swing." (Shoegazer)
3. "And, you failed the proctology final, how again?" (Holden Geezerly)
2. "This guy named Gollum bit it's a long story..." (Stephen H, Helix)
1. "This one time, at band camp..." (Shoegazer)

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