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Top Ten Reasons You'll Never Be a Good Movie Reviewer
(submitted by Iron Chef Klingon)
You believe that all "talkies" are banal and can't wait for the fad to end.
You can't get enough of those movies where Eddie Murphy wears a fat suit or he plays four different characters.
(The Frunkus Kid)
You lost your thumbs in a freak cotton candy machine accident.
It's dark, the chair's comfortable, and you've got your favorite munchies! Who can stay awake for the movie?
(Oops I did it again)
You're a screenwriter.
Your signature phrase is "This movie was good, but it's no Ernest Goes to Camp."
Your secret tatoo reading "Ja Ja Binks Rules"
You always enjoy the Coming Attractions way more than the movie.
You have a speech impediment and cannot properly pronounce the word "poignant."
You still haven't taken off the 3D glasses from Friday the 13th Part III.
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