Previously used
(Raven)
All sales are final.
(pie)
In exchange for freeing him from a slab of carbonite, he's obligated to blow up a weapon the size of a small planet to protect you.
(Oren Otter)
Do not attempt to contact first three wives.
(jumpinjack)
Any fart-like noises are caused by the dog and not to be commented on.
(dainty girl)
Boyfriend reserves the right to wager you in poker games.
(Pretzel)
Contents under pressure. May cause spontaneous bursts of anger.
(Shoegazer)
Being in a relationship does not render boyfriend blind. (No you are not all he needs to look at)
(WAM, Raven)
Never, ever try and wear boyfriend's hockey sweater... EVER.
(darthgator!)
Hygiene may be subject to change at any time. Boyfriend is not held liable for any damage, physical or mental, caused by any change in hygiene or lack thereof.
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