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Dr. Seuss' Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by XLR8R)
His best idea ever was stolen by Tolkien while he was still trying to think of a word to rhyme with "Gollum."
"Where's Waldo" is always trying to steal the Hat from the Cat, because, "hey! matching ensemble."
People claiming they came up with the 27th letter of the alphabet
Everybody always talks about his ability to rhyme but he always felt that his mastery of meter was paramount.
(NuT wItH a GuN)
The ASPCA determined it was unethical to keep Thing 1 and Thing 2 in a cage.
"I do not like this burial plot. The one I'm in, I hate a lot!"
Alliteration: Seriously. He has had enough. "Pet Peeve" is pushing it. "Top Ten Pet Peeves" is asking for it!
(Squeezette (Squeezette I am. Yes I am. Yes I do like Top Ten Lists and Ham"")
Thing 3. He just won't shut up about being omitted from the original text.
The Lorax. You need trees to make paper. You need paper to make books.
No one uses his made-up words but they use Shakespeare's.
(Iron Chef Klingon)
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