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Top Ten Things to Do When Space Aliens First Land on Earth

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10. Shout "HEY! YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!" (Oren Otter)
9. Hide all copies of Starship Troopers. (Oren Otter)
8. Take 'em out for a half-caf double decaf skim milk orange mocha latte frappichino with sprinkles. (Shoegazer)
7. Put a big tarp over area 51. (Raven)
6. Sign them up for Amway or any multi-level marketing schemes. When they get back home, you'll become a billionaire. (Stephen H)
5. Take them to our leaders and hope they are hostile. (Raven)
4. Facebook 'em. (TheRob)
3. Erect a border fence and deny them any medical assistance. (rorschak)
2. Buy stock in the National Enquirer! (Stephen H)
1. Send the hard core Trekkies in first. If the aliens like them..we win. If the aliens destroy them..well..we win there too. (The Incognito Penguin)

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