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Top Ten Reasons Not To Be On A Reality TV Show

(submitted by Snoop E. Dog)

10. You are an interesting person who does important things. (blue state baby.)
9. You want to lead a quiet life and be respected by everyone. (Toujin)
8. Reality rarely involves winning a million dollars. (Ryan)
7. You can make a fool of yourself just fine on your own. You don't need producers and a national audience to do so. (Raven)
6. The show is called "Losers and Whiners" and you don't know which one they wanted you for. (Stephen H)
5. You had my fill of scorpions during your childhood. (Raven)
4. Your personality quirks are not appropriate for a prime-time network TV audience. Or a basic cable audience. (On the other hand, your live webcam viewership is through the roof)
3. The last reality show you were on was COPS, and that didn't turn out so well. (Felly Smeet)
2. You would eat anything on a dare, but when someone brings money into it, it just cheapens the experience. (Raven)
1. In reality, you're an idiot. In reality TV, 38 million people find out you're an idiot. (whyBother)

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