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Top Ten Things Overheard at NASA Headquarters

(submitted by The Incognito Penguin)

10. "Frank! Your radioactive monkeys trashed my lab! Again!" (Krig the Viking)
9. "I thought YOU installed the oxygen tanks." (Iron Chef Klingon)
8. "Dang it, I left the keys to the shuttle on my dresser at home. Hold on, lemme see if my wife is still there ..." (coolroy99)
7. "Can't you make it more phallic?" (Augiepyropanda)
6. "Psst! Next time the shuttle lands back on Earth...everyone wear a monkey mask. Pass it on!" (The Incognito Penguin)
5. "Piccard!" "No, Kirk!" "No, Piccard!" "No, Kirk!" "No, Piccard!" "No, Kirk!" "No, Piccard!" etc (Thomas Palsson)
4. "Who put the 'truck nutz' on the space shuttle?"
3. "Hey did you hear? Martin Scorcese is going to direct our next fake lunar landing!" (The Incognito Penguin)
2. "Kilogram schmillogram, let's just use feet and pounds." (Stephen H)
1. "Hey look the women at the Playboy Mansion are sunbathing again!" (Sarah C.)

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