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Top Ten Reasons You'd Make a Lousy Bank Robber

(submitted by Yooda Mann)

10. Between credit cards and online payment services, you've forgotten how to use cash. (Magus Noan)
9. Your plan is to let out a really bad fart and take the money after everyone clears the building. (Rigoletto)
8. You still believe that if you can't see someone, they can't see you. (Toujin)
7. "Sir, this is a BLOOD bank." "EWWWWWWW!" (Buttsey57)
6. You won't leave the bank until they also give you the toaster. (IOIO)
5. You're such a player you couldn't resist giving the teller your number. (lefty)
4. Rather than run out with a bag full of money, you ask them to deposit right to your account. (The Incognito Penguin)
3. Your seeing eye dog hates to wear masks. (ScottB)
2. Your OCD makes you rob the same bank 3 times a day. (Raven)
1. Your Siamese Twin brother is a cop. (Krig the Viking)

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