Your watch just tells time and your shoes just keep your feet dry.
(Moe Pontiac)
Your car has a smoke screen and leaves an oil slick, because you cant afford to fix it.
(WAM)
Best spy gadgets in your arsenal? Exploding cigar and rubber chicken.
(al)
Your espionage activities are quiet, nondestructive, and none involve seducing really hot women who also want to kill you.
(quistis)
Forgot to pack a parachute last time your ski chase went off a mountain cliff.
(Money Penny)
You always think of the perfect pickup line...5 minutes after Pussywillow McBussom wanders away.
(Major Tom)
Your best gadget is a box with an angry cat inside
(thunderclan)
Your idea of confrontation is counting your change before you bag the groceries.
(Major Tom)
Banana guava mango smoothie. Shaken not stirred. With one of those frilly straws with the umbrella.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
James Bond: Licensed to kill. You: Permit to pee pants
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