direct from . . .

Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You Aren't James Bond

(submitted by Wes)

10. Your watch just tells time and your shoes just keep your feet dry. (Moe Pontiac)
9. Your car has a smoke screen and leaves an oil slick, because you cant afford to fix it. (WAM)
8. Best spy gadgets in your arsenal? Exploding cigar and rubber chicken. (al)
7. Your espionage activities are quiet, nondestructive, and none involve seducing really hot women who also want to kill you. (quistis)
6. Forgot to pack a parachute last time your ski chase went off a mountain cliff. (Money Penny)
5. You always think of the perfect pickup line...5 minutes after Pussywillow McBussom wanders away. (Major Tom)
4. Your best gadget is a box with an angry cat inside (thunderclan)
3. Your idea of confrontation is counting your change before you bag the groceries. (Major Tom)
2. Banana guava mango smoothie. Shaken not stirred. With one of those frilly straws with the umbrella. (Good Ol' Horseface)
1. James Bond: Licensed to kill. You: Permit to pee pants (The Incognito Penguin)

Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton

Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the express consent of one of the authors.

sra & crs Last modified: Nov 19, 2009