He claims his e-mail account is being watched, so he "encrypts" his office memos by spelling all the words backwards.
(Krig the Viking)
He comes to work naked on "Casual Friday".
(Remus Eiren)
Thinking outside the box he puts you in a round cubicle.
(The Incognito Penguin)
New office regulations: No costumes, No flying, and you need to fight a giant spider by the end of the day.
(Oren Otter)
Your paycheck is written in goat blood on parchment.
(Ryan)
Last week he was a little grey around the temples. Today, it's plaid.
(Major Tom)
Fires everyone and outsources to lower payed Oompah Loompahs.
(The Incognito Penguin)
Employee of the month: Cobra Commander.
(Oren Otter)
Promotes a Magic 8 Ball to VP position based on economic forecast of "Answer hazy...ask again later".
(The Incognito Penguin)
He tells you he's going to need those TPS reports by Friday. Which would be fine, except that you're a pizza delivery guy.
(Krig the Viking)Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the express consent of one of the authors.