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Top Ten Suggestions to Speed Up Your Christmas Shopping

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. Rocket powered shopping cart. (Father Time)
9. Walk into store. Close eyes. Spin around. Grab. Open eyes. Pay. (Geoduck)
8. Cross off everybody on your list and just shop for yourself. (SIllyPie)
7. Send everyone the best loot gifts from Facebook's Mafia Wars. (Magus Noan)
6. Seven cans of JOLT cola, two shots of expresso and a willingness to buy power tools for your mother-in-law. (Mark Lehde)
5. Buy a 24 pack of socks at Costco. Give everyone on your list a sock. (Steve Weiss)
4. Buy a bag of M&M's and divide it amongst your friends. (Crandon)
3. Initiate a 6 billion-member "Secret Santa" and only buy one present. (Deeeva)
2. Do all of your shopping six months ago. (outbackjoey)
1. Everyone gets a Snuggie. (The Snugalator)

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