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Top Ten Signs You Are a Zombie

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10. You just ate two and a half pedestrians and your best friend... and you weren't even hungry. (James)
9. You own Julia Child's latest cookbook "MORE BRAINS!" (The Incognito Penguin)
8. You open up your lunch box and see that your wife made you brain stew...and you're happy. (The Incognito Penguin)
7. That dead guy you're eating has been on the floor for longer than five seconds, and you don't care. (Fargles)
6. Arm fall off? Could be Leprosy. Shambling gait? Leg might be asleep. Craving human brains? Oh crap! (Augiepyropanda)
5. When someone gives you a brain teaser, you think "appetizer!". (kimmie)
4. There's brain kabobs, brain creole, brain gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple brains and lemon brains, coconut brains, (darthgator)
3. Everyone hates your cooking: you always go too heavy with the brains and garlic. (Raven)
2. Your plans for lunch include waiting until the people in the mall run out of ammunition. (Oren otter)
1. Personal hygiene, poor. Intelligence, poor. Social skills, poor. Morale, poor. Ability to withstand bullets, fair. (Deeeva)

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