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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs the Recession Reached the North Pole

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. This year's top stocking stuffer - a matching stocking. (sageandscholar)
9. Santa changing rules so more boys and girls end up on the Naughty list. (Ho ho ho)
8. Father Christmas outsourcing his manufacturing to China. (Deeeva)
7. Santa just laid off Donner and Blitzen. (RAM)
6. Santa is shopping at Walmart. (Norm Shelton)
5. Santa giving out IOUs (SillyPie)
4. The Senate is debating a 3 trillion dollar bailout bill for Santa. (Norm Shelton)
3. Northern lights now limited from 8-9pm Monday thru Thursday, 8-10pm Friday & Saturday. Dark Sundays. (JimBean)
2. It was just reported that Bank of the North Pole has foreclosed on Santa's Workshop. (Snoop Rob)
1. Rudolph's nose replaced with Energy Star CF bulb. (Miss Moah)

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