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Top Ten New Year's Resolutions for Sarah Palin

(submitted by rorschak)

10. Don't know what her resolutions are, but I "betcha" she wrote them on her hand (Tristan)
9. Moving Russia farther from her house. (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. Infuriate the only person left who still loves her: Jesus Christ. (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. Cancel the scheduled April hunting season for Democrats. (Norm Shelton)
6. To throw her hat into the ring for the 2011 Presidential Elections. (YoDoy)
5. "Bridge to Nowhere" becomes "Bridge to Russia". (FanofDan)
4. See China. (Marbs)
3. Create "decaf" and "herbal" versions of the Tea Party. (FanofDan)
2. Move to Maine so she can see Europe. (CraigC)
1. Be more mavericky. (Sweetums)

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