Your idea to replace the Book Club with a Tweet Board was not lauded by advertisers.
(Unicorn-Rider)
You tell people to "Look under your seats!!", then pass around tissues to collect all the used gum.
(Major Tom)
Oprah isn't retiring. Celebrities talk about retirement just to get more attention.
(Chuck1863)
You're in prison for lying about being in prison in your Oprah Book of the Month Club autobiography.
(The Infield Fly)
She is a television personality known by millions of people. Your blog received 26 hits last month.
(Ilsoap)
Your name is Conan O'Brien.
(Snugaltor's GF, Yooda Mann)
Your weight fluctuations are not nearly volatile enough.
(Thomas Palsson, Magus Noan, abby_doot, Raven)
You can't do the show in your curlers and nightgown.
(The Infield Fly)
There's not enough money left on earth to pay me what she's been paid.
(Chuck1863)
Jay Leno wanted the job first.
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