You just saw the Statue of Liberty for the third time. Which would be fine, except your ticket is for Tampa to Miami.
(Krig the Viking)
He announced time zone changes six times while driving from Boston to New York.
(Chuck1863)
He has a sextant and he's feverishly trying to find the north star.
(jumpinjack)
"Next stop -- Menswear".
(Major Tom)
The Doctor Who theme tune starts playing, and you can see blue and red swirls out of the window.
(Mezzamine)
He keeps muttering, "You have to lose yourself to find yourself."
(The Infield Fly)
He breaks out the snow chains ten minutes before you're scheduled to arrive in San Diego.
(Chuck1863)
He's gotten his passport stamped 13 times so far, and he's been frisked for weapons and drugs by Japanese officials a few times, too.
(James)
He's still insisting that the blue line on the map is the business loop, and the water is already up to your knees.
(Oren Otter)
Starts following other buses becase "They look like they know where they're going".
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