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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Uses For All the Snow in Washington DC

(submitted by Nanny, what's all the noise?)

10. Build an alternate 'White House' to confuse the terrorists! (Oops I did it again.)
9. It's a great place to bury stimulus money. (Steady)
8. Create new icebergs and tow them up to the Arctic to counter-act global warming. Or use them to sink cruise ships. Your choice, really. (Ilsoap)
7. Building an army of snow-soldiers to guard the western shore of Alaska from invasion. (Oren Otter)
6. Sell it to tourists as snow cones, and pay off the national debt! (Oops I did it again.)
5. Use it to cover up the health insurance debacle. (Oh Deer)
4. Fun new activities for congressmen when they have outdoor recess (Baby Hates Bunnies)
3. Meet quorum by replacing absent Senators with snowmen. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
2. Create another slippery slope; there must still be one we haven't started down. (The Infield Fly)
1. Help a friend in need and create stimulus jobs: Truck it to the Vancouver Winter Olympics. (The Infield Fly)

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