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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things Harry Potter Went on to Do After Defeating Voldemort

(submitted by Baby Hates Bunnies)

10. Plastic surgery to remove that annoying scar (Kakazed and sumy- 2 months married!, Ilsoap)
9. Orchestrated the recall of Firebolts for unexpected acceleration problems. (The Infield Fly)
8. Took his place at the Emperor's right hand. (Iron Chef Klingon)
7. Sold the television rights for the Tri-Wizard Tournament to ESPN. (The Infield Fly)
6. Defended against wrongful death lawsuits by the Voldemort family. (Chuck1863)
5. Fell into a downword spiral of depression realizing he had passed his prime too young, only to restart his career after the VH1 special Harry Potter: Behind the Magic. (NuT wItH a GuN)
4. Sold his story to JK Rowling. Made a lot of money. (Deeeva)
3. Tried to reverse the spell that makes all British food taste like cardboard (sbrogdon)
2. Caught up a bit on reading, writing, and arithmetic. Stuff Hogwarts never told him about. (Good Ol' Horseface)
1. Woke up in a hospital recovering from LSD overdose. (Chuck1863)

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