Forty car pile-ups on icy roads are better than a Keanu Reeves movie.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
You didn't have to put umbrellas in your drinks during the winter.
(The Infield Fly)
Visits from vampire friends become shorter and shorter.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
With global warming around, you never know when the next goodbye will be your last.
(Outsyder)
Now you have to replace that broken freezer.
(Maniac Bob)
Spring is coming, which means allergies, which means three months of people yelling "Ricola!" from the hilltops
(Mute)
Now that Frosty the Snowman has melted, who's going to watch your kids play outside while you sleep on the couch?
(The Infield Fly)
You can't blame your crappy personality on cabin fever.
(The Infield Fly)
No more naked snowwomen on the front lawn
(Mah Wah)
Your body looks better shoveling snow in a parka than mowing the lawn in a tank top.
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