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Top Ten Reasons You Are Not Rich Yet
(submitted by Chuck1863)
You're only half-way through following the dotted line on the pirate treasure map you got on E-Bay.
All that money you spent on professional writers to come up with #1 picks for csittl.com
(The Incognito Penguin)
While you successfully burned down your business, no one told you that you had to have insurance on it to collect money.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
You invested all of your savings in Formula 408.
Your greatest invention to date is the Guitarbecue. 'Nuff said.
It's weird; you'd think by now that Nigerian prince would've sent you your share of the fortune you invested in.
Singers and actors expect you to pay to watch them perform, but they refuse to pay to watch you engineer stuff.
You hustle Frogger for a living.
(The Infield Fly)
When you were offered a job as a broker by your rich uncle, you told him you were already broke enough.
Every week they change the lottery numbers on you. It's like they don't want you to win.
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