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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs Your Significant Other Has March Madness

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. He can only express his feelings for you with his foam finger. (The Infield Fly)
9. He calls you "baby" just like Dick Vitale. (junkshop_coyote)
8. You never knew what a Hoya was until he jumped out at you in the backyard at 3 am as one. (The Frunkus Kid)
7. He got arrested for cutting down the nets at Red Lobster (The Infield Fly)
6. He suddenly comes up with two great vacation spots: Kansas and Kansas State. (ardnax)
5. He replaced the kids' usual daily chores chart with a bracket system to determine his "2010 Favorite Child." (Boneless Boy)
4. She has the bracket tatooed on her lower back (Mr DelTaco)
3. He uses all of his "time outs" in the final minute before he goes to bed. (Steve Gignac)
2. He uses a bracket to decide where to go for lunch. (ardnax)
1. Her tear-streaked pillow is stained blue and orange. (DaPope)

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