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Top Ten Reasons Russia Eliminated Two Time Zones

(submitted by The Infield Fly)

10. Downsizing is so trendy these days. (Maniac Bob)
9. Makes every Siberian winter day 2 hours shorter!!!! (Cabin Favor)
8. Time zones are a tool of the capitalist hyenas. Soon Mother Russia will eliminate ALL time zones. (Maniac Bob)
7. Top Party Officials figured that it is always the same time no matter where you are. (JLM2after)
6. They want to be pioneers in time travel and soon expect to be welcoming visitors from the past and future. (The Infield Fly)
5. The Kremlin decided it was too expensive to have TWO clocks up on the wall in every control center.... (TekNut)
4. Well, it was [REDACTED] because of the [REDACTED] and then it [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED] of vodka. (Krig the Viking)
3. A leaky old time travel-based superweapon from the Soviet era was messing things up. (Krig the Viking)
2. Russian FedEx can now get your package there YESTERDAY... (JDAii)
1. So people in the back of the bread line are on the same time as people in the front. (ardnax)

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