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Top Ten Changes When China Takes Over the World

(submitted by Mute)

10. Cheaply made products will come from the USA. Like GM cars. (Walrus)
9. Chinese callers will have to "press one" for Chinese. (Norm Shelton)
8. Jackie Chan appointed as regional overlord of the People's Republic of the United States of America. (Mute)
7. A happy meal consists of Egg Drop Soup, Fried Rice, and a Fortune Cookie. (Steady)
6. We'll all be trying to catch up with the Li's. (Tristan)
5. Price increase for Louis Vuitton knock-off bags in Chinatown. (Miss Moah)
4. The PingPong Superbowl! (RedDreams)
3. Poorly designed chinese tattoos with no meaning will be outlawed. Poorly designed English tattoos with no meaning will be commonplace. (Mute)
2. We'll no longer be able to talk about ~CENSORED~ (Father Time)
1. President Hu Jintao always gets the #1 entry. Always. (Mute)

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