He said you could take a medical deduction for taking in your "pain in the butt" mother-in-law.
(The Infield Fly)
She wants to fix that boo-boo in the books with a neon-colored Band-Aid.
(Maniac Bob)
Tells you he's the guy who gave Bernie Madoff his start
(jumpinjack)
The accountant considers your pets to be dependents.
(DaPope)
Your cable bill is treated as an educational expense.
(DaPope)
He pulls up, tires squealing, in a Ferrari full of bullet holes.
(Krig the Viking)
He insists that 'buying a round for the guys' can be legitimately claimed as a chraitable donation.
(Morn)
Has a box of gold stars to use whenever the accounts actually balance.
(Maniac Bob)
He has two diplomas- One from Nigeria, one from Grand Cayman.
(lefty)
He's gotten you a refund on your census.
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