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Top Ten Improper Ways to Celebrate Earth Day

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Compete in a monster truck race through Yellowstone National Park. (Krig the Viking)
9. Pour battery acid in the river to finally put the "polluted" fish out of their misery. (JDAii)
8. Wear a "Jupiter rules!" T-shirt. (Thomas Palsson)
7. Hold a memorial service for the alligator that gave its life for your new belt. (Magus Noan)
6. Perform an acid rain dance. (Preethy Kunjukunju)
5. Give your significant other a bouquet of rainforest flowers. (DaPope)
4. Paint a picture of the earth on the side of your SUV and driving around all day to "promote awareness." (Krig the Viking)
3. Participate in a "Save the Whale" march wearing a shirt that exposes your blubber. (The Infield Fly)
2. Go off the electrical grid... by firing up your diesel generator. (Ricky M)
1. To help with global warming, open all your windows and run the AC on high. (Lil Yellow Boat)

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