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Top Ten Signs Its Time To Do Your Laundry

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You're trying to convince people that being a nudist is the cool thing to do. (Raven)
9. Suggested ancient Chinese secret to clean your cloths turns out to be gallon of gas and a flame thrower. (MJLehde)
8. You wake up to find your cloths in a pile under your bed and you're sure last night it was in the basket in your closet. (Balistic)
7. You'd been able to prolong it by shoveling the worst clothes out the window. Now the dumpster's full. (Good Ol' Horseface)
6. The pig farmer next door has filed an Environmental Hazard suit against you. (Magus Noan)
5. Your socks stage a revolt and declare the laundry basket an independent country. (Oh Deer)
4. Your T-shirts are scrawling "Wash Me" on each other's backs. (Squeezette)
3. Your sweatshirts now consist of 90% actual sweat. (Thomas Palsson)
2. Your only options are your mothers house dress or your tenth grade Star Wars costume. (Nanny, Nanny what's all the noise?)
1. You now have a walk-in hamper. (Thomas Palsson)

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