You ask if the "8-15 lbs" label on a diaper is an indicator of the diaper's capacity.
(Tristan)
You proudly announce that tonight was the first time you only stuck the spoon in the kid's eye once while feeding him.
(HOLDEN GEEZERLY)
You're saying things you haven't uttered since college, like "why is my wallet in the freezer?"
(JrsyRose)
Naively, you make plans for your "own time", still thinking you will have some.
(Thomas Palsson)
You haven't gotten any sleep or sex and all your money is gone. And people are congradulating you on this.
(quistis)
You just tweeted the kid's first spit up.
(The Infield Fly)
Suddenly 20 hours overtime per week at work seems a blessing.
(Augiepyropanda)
"Staying up late with the boys" has an entirely new meaning.
(daddyotwins)
You freak when you realize the baby was born without teeth.
(The Infield Fly)
You no longer have time to complete a
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