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Top Ten Reasons We Should Fear The Aliens

(submitted by The Infield Fly)

10. They got cheated out of their percentage of the gross receipts for both Alien movies. (The Infield Fly)
9. They say they've been bombarded by our inane broadcasts for 80 years now, and it's time they put a stop to it, once and for all. (The Laughing Earth)
8. When you offer the aliens a delicious steak dinner, one of them complains that it's not food. It's "what food eats." (quistis)
7. Nobody files trillions of miles just to say "Howdy." (Chuck1863)
6. They're just like us...with Death Rays. (H.G. Wells)
5. They're really ticked off about the Arizona law too. (Tristan)
4. ET phoned home collect and they're not happy with their AT&T bill. (The Infield Fly)
3. Because you know they want to invade Earth for the jobs and health insurance. (Oh Deer)
2. Stickers on their spacecraft say, "My honor student can vaporize yours." (The Infield Fly)
1. Alien fast food joints feature 3 piece "Human Tenders" with dipping sauce. (Shoegazer)

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