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Top Ten Other Uses For Volcanic Ash
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
A new exfoliating treatment at posh European spas
Finally, an anti-missle technology that works
Gives you a reason to wear all of the surgical masks you never used for the H1N1 virus
(The Dr. is IN)
Put it in the coffee maker; it couldn't be any worse.
Sell bags of soot for giving new fireplaces that "used" look.
Replaces watercress in V8 juice
Use it to fill up old volcanoes.
Soak up all that oil spilled in the Gulf
(RiverCityKid, Good Ol' Horseface, neion, Stephen H)
"Sorry I was held over in Las Vegas, honey...volcanic ash!"
(what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.)
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