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Top Ten Excuses For Forgetting Mothers' Day

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. "Holy crap, I missed it??? When was it?" (Norm Shelton)
9. Every day is Mother's Day...since you moved back home. (Sheriff)
8. Thought it would be more efficient to combine it with Father's Day. (jumpinjack)
7. You was busy trying to upgrade her status from mom to grandma. (Raven)
6. Because you didn't want to foil her low expectations of you. (Oops! I did it again.)
5. Mom forgot about grandma, so it's only fair. (Chuck1863)
4. You'll probably forget Father's Day, so you're just being fair. (Oh Deer)
3. You didn't want to remind her of the pain of childbirth. (Oops! I did it again.)
2. Busy choosing her retirement village. (The Infield Fly)
1. Too busy forgetting anniversary - no time to remember Mothers' Day. (I'm sorry honey. Really.)

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