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Top Ten Signs You Watch Too Much Professional Wrestling
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You are convinced that the mullet never went out of style.
Tucking the kids into bed involves a bodyslam and a flying elbow from the top bunk.
You wear an odd combination of colorful spandex, feather boas, and an odd assortment of leather to work... at the office.
You introduce your wife as manager and "corner girl"
(The Infield Fly)
Your constant referrals to your "13 inch pythons!"
YOU THINK I WATCH TOO MUCH WRESTLING!? I'M CALLING YOU OUT! YOU. ME. JULY 5th ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW! WOOOO!
You can't drink a can of soda without crushing it and throwing it passersby.
You can't walk by a Foot Locker without braining one of the striped shirt employees with a folded up chair.
You recently divided your wardrobe closet into sections for both formal and casual spandex.
You agree with the wife when she wants a 4-poster bed, but insist on the "ropes and turnbuckles" accossory package.
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