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Top Ten Excuses for Singing in the Shower

(submitted by Amy)

10. That's where the rest of the band is. (WAM)
9. The sound of the water falling in the shower sounds like the cheers you believe you should receive when you sing in public. (Flip201)
8. No one else will listen to you except Mr. Ducky. (MINDA)
7. The forthcoming Karaoke Contest at Bed, Bath & Beyond (darthgator)
6. It's the same fun as at the bar, minus all the beatings. (Flip201)
5. It's dangerous to play electric guitar in the shower. (Tyler Snodgrass)
4. The reverberating sound waves loosen the dirt on your body, resulting in a more thorough clean. (Krig the Viking)
3. It's the only way to get the smooth jazz version of Crazy Train out of your head. (The Frunkus Kid)
2. It beats showering in Sing Sing. (Chuck1863)
1. If some psycho is going to stab you through the shower curtain, you want your final final few minutes to be spent tormenting him. (Krig the Viking)

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