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Top Ten Signs You Are Addicted to Facebook

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10. Not only do you post every progress report and level-up, you tweet them, too. (Magus Noan)
9. You take lunch at your desk these days, frantically updating all your apps. (Magus Noan)
8. Your status updates include running commentary on typing your status updates. (Augiepyropanda)
7. You found out about this list via wall post. (Steve Gignac)
6. It's taken up so much of your time, you can't seem to squeeze in any crystal meth. (jumpinjack drug free)
5. You took early retirement because work was interrupting managing your farms, cafes, mafias, and treasure hunts. (Magus Noan)
4. ...One second...just checking my news feed.... (Adam G)
3. Your resume references now include farm neighbors and Top Mafia. (Magus Noan)
2. You're friends with the Home Depot, Chili's, and some guy named Bob who says he knew you in elementary school. (darthgator)
1. It's how you found out Michael Jackson's dead, there's a big oil spill in the Gulf, and your garage is on fire. (Good Ol' Horseface)

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