He redesigns the iPad to be an apartment made entirely of touchscreens.
(Flip201)
His arguments with Flash escalate into naming new products iHateFlash and OS XII - FlashEatingBacteria.
(Tristan)
He is replacing solid state components with vacuum tubes in the 2011 Mac.
(Norm Shelton)
He just announced the IDiaper.
(RAM)
Every time you do a search for "jobs," you get an animation of Steve thumbing his nose at you.
(rorschak)
He recently applied for a job at Microsoft to improve Windows 7, claiming he has years of experience using similar operating systems.
(Gregj09)
He's considering changing his name to iSteve.
(R&R)
Your new iCamera can only take pictures of items purchased from iTunes.
(Wildwest )
He believes that anytime the letter "i" is written you owe him a shiny new penny. This post cost me seven cents...eight cents...AHHH, nine cents...$*#%, ten cents.
(Raven)
The "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" commercials were inspired by a marketer who mistakenly thought Steve Jobs was just joking when he kept insisting he was a Mac.
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