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Top Ten Signs Steve Jobs Has Lost His Mind

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10. He redesigns the iPad to be an apartment made entirely of touchscreens. (Flip201)
9. His arguments with Flash escalate into naming new products iHateFlash and OS XII - FlashEatingBacteria. (Tristan)
8. He is replacing solid state components with vacuum tubes in the 2011 Mac. (Norm Shelton)
7. He just announced the IDiaper. (RAM)
6. Every time you do a search for "jobs," you get an animation of Steve thumbing his nose at you. (rorschak)
5. He recently applied for a job at Microsoft to improve Windows 7, claiming he has years of experience using similar operating systems. (Gregj09)
4. He's considering changing his name to iSteve. (R&R)
3. Your new iCamera can only take pictures of items purchased from iTunes. (Wildwest )
2. He believes that anytime the letter "i" is written you owe him a shiny new penny. This post cost me seven cents...eight cents...AHHH, nine cents...$*#%, ten cents. (Raven)
1. The "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" commercials were inspired by a marketer who mistakenly thought Steve Jobs was just joking when he kept insisting he was a Mac. (Mute)

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