The next time your Mom says she has already dated that guy and he's a jerk, listen to her.
(JDAii)
You just celebrated your 50th wedding anniversary (you wanted to break up with him... she told you he was a keeper!).
(DracoDei)
He's in handcuffs so often he has tan lines on his wrists.
(Chuck1863)
He had a threesome with her and your father.
(CarolinaDave)
He has his mug shot picture hanging in his living room.
(dacarolinasavage)
He stood you up for your monthly conjugal visit when you went to see him at the penitentiary.
(DJ Zapahd)
She said he would leave you for some chaep floozy. Then ran off with him.
(WAM)
He says he's 22, but his driver's license says he was born in 1957.
(Krig the Viking)
For your steady anniversary, he gave you a set of wrenches for his Harley.
(Magus Noan)
The "Interests" section on his Facebook profile lists "Smoking, Motorcycle Riding, and Serial Killing".
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