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Top Ten Signs You Should Never Go Bowling Again

(submitted by Yooda Mann)

10. The only strike you got all evening was on the next lane over. (Krig the Viking)
9. Your alley-mates had to keep reminding you to replace your divots. (Major Tom)
8. You threw your back out twice: first putting on the shoes and then again taking them off. (Raven)
7. You weren't aware bowling balls were so fragile. (RAM)
6. It's less noisy if you eat hot dogs and drink beer at home. (Chuck1863)
5. The old folks in the adjacent lane bowled a 460 together, with only 7 throws. You did the rest. (Good Ol' Horseface)
4. Last time, you got arrested for treating the lane like a Slip-N-Slide. (DaPope)
3. Accepting the loaner shoes from the guy behind the counter made sense. Accepting the loaner underwear from the guy in the bathroom just seemed weird. (The Incognito Penguin)
2. Nobody explained why you shouldn't kick for extra points. (HOLDEN GEEZERLY)
1. You just can't stand the sight of beer -- be in a bottle, can or gut. (Major Tom)

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