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Top Ten Signs The Movie Your Watching Isn't A Summer Blockbuster

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. It had an intelligent script, no special effects, great but unknown actors, and leaves you feeling fulfilled. (Maxdad)
9. The only showing is on sundays at 2:15pm and mondays at 11:30am. (Dacarolinasavage)
8. It is part 7 or higher in a series. (Draco Dei)
7. Hobbits are portrayed by actors on their knees, Dorf-style. (Stephen H)
6. Script by Pauley Shore and Tom Brokaw. (Maxdad)
5. It's based on a Dostoyevsky novel. (Good Ol' Horseface)
4. It's black and white, it's silent, it's eleven hours long, and the subtitles are in Swahili and Norwegian (Squeezette)
3. The "critically acclaimed cast" includes Paulie Shore, Rob Lowe, Susan Sarandon, Sissy Spacek, and Weird Al Yankovic. (JDAii)
2. Critics are still barred from seeing it even after public release. (Taco & Rocco)
1. None of the stars are within six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon. (DaPope)

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