You used to eat two whole pizzas and they just disappeared into your metabolism. Now, after eating two pieces of pizza, it lands on your butt.
(JDAii)
You read the sodium content on chip-like foods and beer
(HOLDEN GEEZERLY)
You used to workout to look good for your girlfriend. Now you workout to have some time away from your wife.
(Raven)
You accidentally tuned in the oldies station and you caught your self saying the dreaded phrase "wow, I haven't heard that song in a long time!"
(Raven)
It's suddenly important to think of 40-somethings as "still pretty young."
(finlero)
"Everybody Loves Raymond" went from being not funny to being uncomfortably not funny.
(finlero)
The cute girl at the 7-11 register started calling you "Mister."
(Major Tom)
An awful lot of your wardrobe is about to turn 15.
(HOLDEN GEEZERLY)
You got to remove the child seats before you and your buddies can carpool to the local watering hole.
(Magus Noan)
You're now contributing regularly to PBS.
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