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Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Too Old To Be Living At Home

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. He starts offering you tips on trimming your lawn and asking you for tips for trimming his earhair. (Major Tom)
9. There's a stripper pole installed in the attic. (The Frunkus Kid)
8. It's not the age that bothers you. It's the girlfriends with walkers at all hours of the night. (byuguy)
7. For the last year or so, when you tell him to mow the yard he just points at his walker. (TechNut)
6. He voted for LBJ. (byuguy)
5. Your sick and tired of him bumming your smokes and scotch. (Raven)
4. His grandchildren send you bithday cards from college. (Major Tom)
3. He refuses to share any of his Social Security check with you. (No Dear I didn't)
2. His idea of helping out with the groceries is letting you use his senior citizen discount card. (sageandscholar)
1. The AARP gives you a multigenerational discount on yearly membership. (RAM)

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