She's become sullen, moody, and often ignores you. So...no difference at all.
(Outsyder)
Her hickeys always seem to have two puncture holes in the middle...
(Mute)
Your secret surveillance tape shows he never even tried to go anywhere below her neck.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
There's glitter all over her sheets.
(Major Tom)
She has replaced her bed with a coffin.
(The Frunkus Kid)
She is always home before dawn.
He has gorgeous alibaster skin, a sexy demeanor, and the immortal body of a ten year old.
(Walrus)
Those exorbitant tanning salon bills have suddenly come to an end!
(No Dear I didn't)
Everytime you shoot that kid he keeps getting up.
(Dacarolinadave)
She claims you're intolerant when you add garlic to the spaghetti sauce.
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