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Larry King's Top Ten Retirement Plans

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Guest appearances on TV. Try to attend as many interviews as he's held in his career. (Deeva)
9. First things first: find a good cryogenics lab (Major Tom)
8. Fishing trip with Kermit (finlero)
7. Produce a "Housewives"-type reality show using his exes as the Queens of King (Major Tom)
6. Coach his son's little league team: Those coaches apparently get laid a lot! (JimBean)
5. Take his KISS coverband to the "next level" (Major Tom)
4. Volunteer ghoul on Disneyland's Haunted Mansion ride (Mute)
3. Give the show to Jon Stewart, then come back in six weeks (Outsyder)
2. Volunteer as an adjunct Professor at the local community college in order to find Mrs. King #9 (Major Tom)
1. Sell designer suspenders on QVC (lefty)

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