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Top Ten Signs You Have a Gambling Addiction
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
I'll give you 5:1 odds no one notices this topic is a repeat.
Using your wife as collateral.
You keep asking other parents at the T-ball game for the over-under on little 4 year old Johnny "crying like a little girl" if he makes an out.
You challenge the Walmart cashier to go double-or-nothing on your groceries.
The casino just held an intervention for you.
You had to play cards an extra two hours to win back your children
Addiction? You won't call it addiction when I WIN!
(De Nile is a fine blue river)
You try to pay your electric bill in casino chips.
You just spent nine hours at the Coinstar machine because you felt it was just about to pay off.
During the summer you find yourself betting on Russian and Peruvian soccer.
(The Frunkus Kid)
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