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Top Ten Experimental Weapons Being Developed by the Department of Defense
(submitted by Rodney's Posse)
Rickroll mortar rounds
The Bad Headache Ray: for people that you don't want to shoot with the Death Ray
A way to put apathy into ice cream: They've been testing it on the American public for years.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
Larry King Suspender Slingshot
A pillow that can secretly record people's dreams
The suffocating Snuggie
(The return of the Unicorn)
The Stealth Tour Bus: To invade, just drive the soldiers right in and nobody sees them coming.
The Paris Hilton Bomb: It doesn't really do anything or contribute to the war but it sure does get attention.
Compacting 10 million strips of paper into a warhead, to be exploded in an enemy camp: because, you know, papercuts are the worst
Single bold statement claiming that the county's father capable of beating up the enemy country's father.
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