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Top Ten Experimental Weapons Being Developed by the Department of Defense

(submitted by Rodney's Posse)

10. Rickroll mortar rounds (Major Tom)
9. The Bad Headache Ray: for people that you don't want to shoot with the Death Ray (Stephen H)
8. A way to put apathy into ice cream: They've been testing it on the American public for years. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
7. Larry King Suspender Slingshot (jumpinjack)
6. A pillow that can secretly record people's dreams (Farty pants)
5. The suffocating Snuggie (The return of the Unicorn)
4. The Stealth Tour Bus: To invade, just drive the soldiers right in and nobody sees them coming. (Stephen H)
3. The Paris Hilton Bomb: It doesn't really do anything or contribute to the war but it sure does get attention. (MJLehde)
2. Compacting 10 million strips of paper into a warhead, to be exploded in an enemy camp: because, you know, papercuts are the worst (Ilsoap)
1. Single bold statement claiming that the county's father capable of beating up the enemy country's father. (Steve Gignac)

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