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Top Ten Reasons August Scares You

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. April, May, and June are girls' names. August is the only guys' name, and he's mad. (Magus Noan)
9. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. (Yooda Mann)
8. "1989.......... State Park......... the annual family barbecue......... It was August........... I just can't talk about it, man!!!........" (TechNut)
7. The Grim Reaper will visit you, disguised as your calculus professor. (Magus Noan)
6. After August come all those clique-y months that end in "ber" - brrrrrrr!!! (Magus Noan)
5. Gotta finish drilling that relief well AND buy all my new school supplies! (You've been had by The Mystery Cat)
4. Flashbacks from your first day of junior high. . . (Gabrielle)
3. It's named after a man who turned a republic into an empire almost overnight. The only thing scarier would be a month named after Palpatine. (Asteria)
2. Any day now they'll put the Christmas decorations up. (junkshop_coyote)
1. There are no holidays in August. Someone must have killed them all! (Oren Otter)

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